Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
一個女人有一晚沒回家睡
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
隔天她跟老公說他睡在一個女性朋友那邊
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
她老公打電話給她最好的10個朋友，沒有一個知道這件事！
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
一個男人有一晚沒回家睡
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
隔天他跟老婆說他睡在一個兄弟那邊
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there.
她老婆打電話給他最好的10個朋友，有八個好兄弟確定他老公睡在他們家......
還有2個說...
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他老公還在他那兒！
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感嘆男人:
有才華的長的醜,長的帥的掙錢少,掙錢多的不顧家,顧家的沒出息, 有出息的不浪漫,會浪漫的靠不住,靠的住的又窩囊.
感嘆女人:
漂亮的不下廚房,下廚房的不溫柔, 溫柔的沒主見,有主見的沒女人味, 有女人味的亂花錢,不亂花錢的不時尚,時尚的不放心,放心的沒法看.
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